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Chubby Checker Files Ridiculous Trademark Infringement Lawsuit

March 5th, 2013 No comments

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Singer Chubby Checker (real name Ernest Evans) – famous for The Twist dance craze in the 1960s – and certain corporations that he controls have filed a lawsuit against Hewlett-Packard Company and Palm, Inc. concerning a no-longer-available app named “The Chubby Checker”.

The app purported to allow women to calculate the size of a man’s penis based on his shoe size. According to webOS Nation, the app was downloaded only 84 times before it was removed in September 2012 – yet press reports state that the plaintiffs are seeking damages of $500 million for trademark infringement and unfair competition!

This blog’s Ridiculous category used to be limited to ridiculous contract provisions. In light of the Chubby Checker suit, I now am expanding that category to include ridiculous litigation, as well.

Related post: Why Apple Didn’t Let “Giant Cock” into its App Store

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New Feature: Ridiculous Contract Provisions

February 3rd, 2012 No comments

Businessman wearing a dunce cap

With this post I am inaugurating a new feature that I expect will appear from time to time: Ridiculous contract provisions that I have run across. Today’s post is based on an agreement that I recently reviewed for a client.

The agreement provides standard terms and conditions by which a large utility in the Eastern United States works with its suppliers of products and services. The sentence in question says:

No change, amendment or modification of any of the provisions of this Contract will be binding unless in writing that identifies itself as an amendment to this Contract and that is issued by Company.

In other words, the Company apparently believes that the only requirement for an amendment should be that the Company issued it – irrespective of whether the supplier agrees to the change! Enough said….

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Dana H. Shultz, Attorney at Law  +1 510 547-0545  dana [at] danashultz [dot] com
This blog does not provide legal advice and does not create an attorney-client relationship. If you need legal advice, please contact a lawyer directly.

Categories: Contracts, Ridiculous

Stupid Provision Pops Up in NDAs

March 28th, 2011 No comments

Dunce cap on a stool in the corner of a room

Twice during the past week clients have asked me to review (someone else’s) nondisclosure agreements (NDAs) that contain a stupid provision of a type that I had not seen for years. That provision is as follows:

RECIPIENT shall not be liable for inadvertent disclosure or use of CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION nor for unauthorized disclosure or use by persons who are or who have been in its employ or with whom it has contracted provided that it uses the same degree of care in safeguarding such CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION as it uses for its own CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION of like importance.

I consider the provision stupid for the following reasons:

Categories: Contracts, Ridiculous

If You See a Contract Like This, DON’T SIGN IT!

June 4th, 2010 No comments

An acquaintance recently showed be one of the worst contracts I have ever seen – one of the worst in the sense of unfair and unbalanced, and perhaps even unconscionable.

The company in question provides contract personnel for IT projects. Here is the agreement that candidates have to sign to be proposed for a client’s project [emphasis added]:

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Spam Arrest: I Think I’ll Stay as Far Away as Possible

June 17th, 2009 7 comments

Spam Arrest logo

Today a client received an e-mail bounce-back from Spam Arrest, which provides a challenge-response system to stop automated junk mail. The first time a sender sends e-mail to a protected recipient, the sender must follow a link in the bounce-back message to a web page where, following user entry of a one-time verification code, the sender is identified as a legitimate e-mail sender.

During the past several years I have gone through the Spam Arrest verification process a few times and never thought much of it. But when I followed the link in the client’s e-mail, I saw something that, to the best of my knowledge, I had never seen before: the Sender Agreement reproduced toward the end of this post.

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Categories: E-mail, Ridiculous